mONROEWEDDING IS WORSE


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i went into the maxeve wedding tag


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ah i’m sorry i’m musin outta eve

jett or jake?

or the new guy that i need to make?

i’m thinkin new guy maybe


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mai-cowen:

I forgot you spawned a child. I bet he’s cute.

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Cute? Fuck that, he’s goddamn beautiful. A God among newborn babies, really.

Text @ The Godfather

Simon: yaaaaaayay
Simon: COME LIVE WITH EXRA AND ME OFM
Simon: lamost wasted ive only beendrinking for twevle hous
Eve: we're not brINGING A NEWBORN BOY TO GO LIVE WITH TWO SMELLY FUCKS LIKE YOU AND EZRA
Eve: jesus christ go to bed

max-perkins:

I’m a teddy bear, still. Macho man? If only certain tough guys could see me now, huh? Don’t worry about it, babe. I’ve been getting more sleep than you, I’ll be on baby duty tonight. Just sleep well.

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You’re buffing up, Perkins, it’s kinda really damn attractive. Mm, certain tough guys got nothin’ on you. Sh, I wanna stay up with you, I like watching him sleep. Have I ever told you that you’re an amazing father?

leo—flynn:

You got married before we could even do the deed. Broke my fuckin’ heart, Lyn. I am, still got a year before I graduate. I’m…actually, I’m kind of fucking shit right now. How’re you?

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Mm, maybe you could be my second husband, huh? Then we can do the deed all you want. Kidding, obviously, but sorry ‘bout it, babydoll. Oh shit, I forgot you were just a baby. Poor thing. Oh? Tell me your woes, I gotta get some motherly counseling practice in. I’m good, though, really.

Text @ The Godfather

Simon: spreng brek omg whY ARE U IN ASHVILLE IS DAN THERE IS MAX THERE IS DAN THER?E?
Simon: okay gdgdgdffd how r uu
Simon: its 3am
Eve: we're back baby we're baCK
Eve: yes the whole family is back and we're staying in the perkins' mansion and we're gonna start househunting and yeah
Eve: you wasted?

leo—flynn:

Well unholy shit, if it isn’t Evelyn Grey- I’m sorry. Perkins.

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Mhm, it’s Perkins now, Flynn. But mhm, the bitch is back, and apparently you’re still here. How are you, darling?

kim—jaehwan:

Yeah totally, for like a week. Things moved on quickly.

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I didn’t warrant two weeks? Shit man, I’m losing my touch.

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