ah i’m sorry i’m musin outta eve
jett or jake?
or the new guy that i need to make?
i’m thinkin new guy maybe
I forgot you spawned a child. I bet he’s cute.
Cute? Fuck that, he’s goddamn beautiful. A God among newborn babies, really.
I’m a teddy bear, still. Macho man? If only certain tough guys could see me now, huh? Don’t worry about it, babe. I’ve been getting more sleep than you, I’ll be on baby duty tonight. Just sleep well.
You’re buffing up, Perkins, it’s kinda really damn attractive. Mm, certain tough guys got nothin’ on you. Sh, I wanna stay up with you, I like watching him sleep. Have I ever told you that you’re an amazing father?
You got married before we could even do the deed. Broke my fuckin’ heart, Lyn. I am, still got a year before I graduate. I’m…actually, I’m kind of fucking shit right now. How’re you?
Mm, maybe you could be my second husband, huh? Then we can do the deed all you want. Kidding, obviously, but sorry ‘bout it, babydoll. Oh shit, I forgot you were just a baby. Poor thing. Oh? Tell me your woes, I gotta get some motherly counseling practice in. I’m good, though, really.
Well unholy shit, if it isn’t Evelyn Grey- I’m sorry. Perkins.
Mhm, it’s Perkins now, Flynn. But mhm, the bitch is back, and apparently you’re still here. How are you, darling?